The Interview
Interviewer: Good Morning. I'm gonna start off by saying that i've already offered a contract to someone else. Have a seat.
Me: (under my breath) Shit.
I have options. no worries.
Me: (under my breath) Shit.
I have options. no worries.
posted by steeler247 at
11:21 AM
8 Comments:
What a friggin douchebag. Screw it man you don't want to be a part of that type of shady scene....you'll catch on somewhere.
At that point I would have just let the nastiest fart go.
Shake his hand and say I guess I shoulda started off by saying I have communicable genital herpes. 10 month gestation. Good luck with that.
you drug your ass in there at 9am for that??
people.
Hmm....drug....ass....I'm getting an idea for you here....ya up for it?
Asst Band Director spot.
I'll stick to the English gigs.
"i'm gonna start off by saying i suffer from ADD which means: a) i need you to repeat what you just said, and b) ADD's covered by the Americans with
Disabilities Act and cuz i made you aware of my condition, not offering me a contract could make things a little bit hairy for ya legally. you know, institutionalized prejudice, class actions, and all that...
but hey, do what ya gotta. cuz for me a legal battle would be kind of a career move for me. anwyay, all i'm saying is, ignore the tape recorder and please...continue."
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