Worst SnG ever...

I may make this a weekly thing. We'll see how it goes. For this week, this rounder, jayman00, was a true idiot. He actually gets 2 entries on worst played hand...

Seat 1: Sean1077 (1,710)
Seat 2: duecesrmynuts (2,700)
Seat 3: trucker3652 (150) Donkey made bad play and got himself short. I'm gonna raise to isolate just him and knock one out
Seat 4: jayyman00 (1,125)
Seat 5: mouse1 (1,050)
Seat 6: steeler247 (2,265) 6 hands in and i'm doing fine.
jayyman00 posts the small blind of 20
mouse1 posts the big blind of 40
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to steeler247 [5c Ah] I hope these are the cards to do it.
steeler247 raises to 150
Sean1077 folds
duecesrmynuts folds
trucker3652 calls 150, and is all in Like i figured he'd call.
jayyman00 calls 130 The more the merrier. I'm hoping to check this down.
mouse1 calls 110 Mouse played every single hand so far. I'll bust him later.
*** FLOP *** [5s 2s 3d]
jayyman00 bets 40 This pissed me off. Unless he has the nuts, why bet into a dry side pot? I've had a bad run lately and this set me off...plus the guy only minimum bets all the time. i don't want to make bad players good at the table, but this is just stupid.
mouse1 calls 40 Again he calls.
steeler247: come on jay
steeler247: what the hell?
steeler247 raises to 2,115, and is all in So I have top pair and redraw to str8. and I'm pissed.
jayyman00 folds wussy
mouse1 folds
steeler247 shows [5c Ah]
trucker3652 shows [Qc Jd]
Uncalled bet of 2,075 returned to steeler247
jayyman00: wow homo and ironically he's mad at me and calls me a homosapien. well duh.
*** TURN *** [5s 2s 3d] [9c]
*** RIVER ***
[5s 2s 3d 9c] [4h]
steeler247: i woulda checked it down and i woulda.
steeler247 wins the side pot (120)
steeler247 shows a straight, Five high
trucker3652 shows Queen Jack high
steeler247 wins the main pot (600) with a straight, Five high
trucker3652 stands up
jay's mad at me and said he had KTs and thought it was the best hand and that was why he was betting with it. he'll challenge me to a heads up game later...

few hands later...

Seat 1: Sean1077 (1,770)
Seat 2: duecesrmynuts (2,740)
Seat 4: jayyman00 (855)
Seat 5: mouse1 (800)
Seat 6: steeler247 (2,835)
duecesrmynuts posts the small blind of 20
jayyman00 posts the big blind of 40
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to steeler247 [Td 9d]
mouse1 calls 40
steeler247 calls 40
Sean1077 folds
duecesrmynuts calls 20
jayyman00: lets go into a bigger pot, then we will see Here's his internet challenge
jayyman00 checks with 22
*** FLOP *** [Th 2d Js]
steeler247: haha
duecesrmynuts checks
jayyman00 bets 40 He flops the set and decides to keep 2 people in the hand with his minimum bet and the possibility of straight draws.
steeler247: lemme guess...$1000?
mouse1 calls 40
jayyman00: if thats all you got then fine
steeler247 calls 40 I call with middle pair.
duecesrmynuts folds
*** TURN ***
[Th 2d Js] [6d]
jayyman00 bets 80 Now he gets aggressive and makes it 2 bets to go. I now have middle pair and a flush draw. I'm not going anywhere.
mouse1 folds
steeler247 calls 80 i call.
*** RIVER ***
[Th 2d Js 6d] [5d] I make my flush
jayyman00 bets 280 Now that he can be beat, he decides to become aggressive. What a tool.
steeler247: gg jay
steeler247: you played well I'm talking shit now.
steeler247 raises to 2,675, and is all in
jayyman00 has 15 seconds left to act
jayyman00: i guess i let you get me out Duh!
jayyman00 calls 415, and is all in
Uncalled bet of 1,980 returned to steeler247
*** SHOW DOWN ***
steeler247 shows [Td 9d] (a flush, Ten high)
jayyman00 shows [2h 2c] (three of a kind, Twos)

He still insists i sucked out, which i did and that he played the hand correctly. We have an open $1000 HU match "anytime I'm ready for it."


For the record, I won this SnG. Mouse was out on the next hand when I busted him with QQ v A2. And I actually won a huge pot against duecesrmynuts later when he called a bet on the river with Q high. Yes. Q high.

-s247