Funny things said at the table:
My Farmers and Brothers game have had some funny quotes and commentaries. Most of em between me and 'Dad'. He's a real tool and hates me. I just dislike him immensely.
Dad: "I'm all in." with 2 pair
247: "i call" with top boat this is an easy call
Dad: "So when i pushed all in you didn't put me on quads?"
247: "If you had quads then I would just have to pay you off. I'm not folding top boat."
Dad: "You keep playing that 'poker-odds' poker and i'm gonna bust you."
another...
247: "i'm all in" ( i have top set)
Dad: "hell, you're on a flush draw and i have the best hand. i call" (flops over 93o for bottom pair)
247: "nice read"
another...
steve: "i'm all in" (flop all in raise with AA with AJ7 board)
Dad: "i call" (has J9o)
247: "what did you think he had Rick (dad)?"
Dad: "hell i knew what he had. knew exactly what he had"
247: "if you knew what he had, then why did you call?"
Dad: "huh?"
yet another...
247: "i call" (had top 2 pair)
Dad: "how the hell do you call that big a raise with just 2 pair"
247: "i had a feeling"
Dad: "yeah, you keep having your feelings. I've been busting people like you for 30 years."
247: "not like me. and can you pass me those others chips. i can't reach them"
wild bill: in every omaha hi/low game preflop (must be spoken very slow and deliberate) "i'ma raise it $3 just in case there's a split pot"
farmers game...
Farmer #1: "i'm all in" (preflop $100 play with KK)
Zabodine, King of Farmers: still collecting his chips from last scoop and without looking at his cards says "eff it. i call"
-steeler
Dad: "I'm all in." with 2 pair
247: "i call" with top boat this is an easy call
Dad: "So when i pushed all in you didn't put me on quads?"
247: "If you had quads then I would just have to pay you off. I'm not folding top boat."
Dad: "You keep playing that 'poker-odds' poker and i'm gonna bust you."
another...
247: "i'm all in" ( i have top set)
Dad: "hell, you're on a flush draw and i have the best hand. i call" (flops over 93o for bottom pair)
247: "nice read"
another...
steve: "i'm all in" (flop all in raise with AA with AJ7 board)
Dad: "i call" (has J9o)
247: "what did you think he had Rick (dad)?"
Dad: "hell i knew what he had. knew exactly what he had"
247: "if you knew what he had, then why did you call?"
Dad: "huh?"
yet another...
247: "i call" (had top 2 pair)
Dad: "how the hell do you call that big a raise with just 2 pair"
247: "i had a feeling"
Dad: "yeah, you keep having your feelings. I've been busting people like you for 30 years."
247: "not like me. and can you pass me those others chips. i can't reach them"
wild bill: in every omaha hi/low game preflop (must be spoken very slow and deliberate) "i'ma raise it $3 just in case there's a split pot"
farmers game...
Farmer #1: "i'm all in" (preflop $100 play with KK)
Zabodine, King of Farmers: still collecting his chips from last scoop and without looking at his cards says "eff it. i call"
-steeler
posted by steeler247 at
11:28 AM
2 Comments:
He is an ATM. I hate to talk crap to him because i'm friends with his 2 sons, but the guy is jerk to me at times. He is always commenting on my play even though i pwn him.
He still thinks i am a lucky player and that he can beat me.
Oh well.
247: "nice read"
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