Not that I'm bragging...

but this is a pretty good thing.


















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I've written about the Farmer's Game for ages and some have asked for directions to the game - so here goes.

First you get on the highway and take a right. Drive for awhile. When you get to the faded red metal building, turn around because you went too far. Get back on the highway and exit the farm-to-market road near the roadside barbecue stand. If you feel so inclined order the #3 with a Big Red. When you come to the fork in the road take a left and drive for about 15-45 minutes. If you see yourself out in the middle of nowhere, don't fret, you are almost there. See the building with all the cars around it? That's the place. Go up to the door and when the guy at the door answers, tell him I sent you. His name is Robert or Joe and we are good friends. He'll remember me.

Best of luck to you. The game starts at 1pm. Or at 4. I'm not quite sure.