Farmer's Game - New High / New Low
Last week at the Farmer's game we had a most unusual hand. A hand that we thought could never be topped. At the game we've had several quads vs. boats and even 2 royal flushes but this particular hand came up...
Blinds at 2/5 NL and UTG limps with 22 and guy in LP makes the call with 55. The SB with AhTh makes it $30 to go hoping to take the pot down but both guys call. The flop...
2 2 5.
All three check the flop.
Turn ... 10
Now the SB bets $30 and both the other players just call.
River... 10
SB makes it $40 and the guy with 22 makes it $100 more. The guy with 55 folds but keeps his cards in front of him. The guy with AT just calls the 10 thinking they were gonna chop and the winner shows the quads. We thought we had finally seen it all. Until yesterday.
There is a really obnoxious character who brings his daddy to the game. He's a violent, arrogant drunk and both of em rarely bathe. And now the kicker...their last name is Dick. I kid not. So anyway, I'm at the game and Daddy walks in quickly and blows right past everyone while heading to the bathroom. As he's walking something rolls out of his pants leg and lands near the chip room door. We have no clue what it was but didn't like the prospects. He's in the bathroom for about 10 minutes. He came out and sat down at the coach but not before everyone saw that this old dude had already shitted in his pants and the thing that rolled down the floor was part of his collections. Now here's the worst part... He sat down at the table and played for almost 2 hours before someone pissed off his son and they both left.
We are hoping this hand will never be beat. Ever.
A new high at the Farmer's Game. A new low as well.
s247
Blinds at 2/5 NL and UTG limps with 22 and guy in LP makes the call with 55. The SB with AhTh makes it $30 to go hoping to take the pot down but both guys call. The flop...
2 2 5.
All three check the flop.
Turn ... 10
Now the SB bets $30 and both the other players just call.
River... 10
SB makes it $40 and the guy with 22 makes it $100 more. The guy with 55 folds but keeps his cards in front of him. The guy with AT just calls the 10 thinking they were gonna chop and the winner shows the quads. We thought we had finally seen it all. Until yesterday.
There is a really obnoxious character who brings his daddy to the game. He's a violent, arrogant drunk and both of em rarely bathe. And now the kicker...their last name is Dick. I kid not. So anyway, I'm at the game and Daddy walks in quickly and blows right past everyone while heading to the bathroom. As he's walking something rolls out of his pants leg and lands near the chip room door. We have no clue what it was but didn't like the prospects. He's in the bathroom for about 10 minutes. He came out and sat down at the coach but not before everyone saw that this old dude had already shitted in his pants and the thing that rolled down the floor was part of his collections. Now here's the worst part... He sat down at the table and played for almost 2 hours before someone pissed off his son and they both left.
We are hoping this hand will never be beat. Ever.
A new high at the Farmer's Game. A new low as well.
s247
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6:46 AM
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